Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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