Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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