yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
How did I end up in the pool?!
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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