well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
