:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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