Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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