Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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