the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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