But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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