After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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