All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
the raccoons are back...
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