You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Randomize
