I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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