I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Mom said you looked used
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Randomize
