u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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