how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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