This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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