I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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