I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
