are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Holy sore nipples Batman
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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