I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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