new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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