I want to stick my p in your. b.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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