Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
