my sisters under your porch take her home
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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