I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize