I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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