bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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