I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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