I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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