Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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