Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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