You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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