he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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