'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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