I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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