you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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