my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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