I want to stick my p in your. b.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
He had one of those small greek statue penises
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Randomize
