so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Swine flu is the new snow day.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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