you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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