Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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