It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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