new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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