Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Randomize
