How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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