even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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