How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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