She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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