I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Randomize
