# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just gift wrapped bread.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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