love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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