sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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