omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
What a dumb baby whore.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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