The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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